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April 28th, 2011, 05:12 PM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
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April 28th, 2011, 05:17 PM
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Trouble Maker and Bad Influence
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
You are going to need a BIG sign.
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April 28th, 2011, 05:21 PM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
play in your own sandbox mines full of my own shit
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April 28th, 2011, 05:32 PM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
See Paul's quote in my sig line.
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sliding volksrod discount, depending on how much i like you.
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April 28th, 2011, 10:00 PM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
My tools my rules!!!
These tools were paid for with my blood and sweat,
They "DO NOT" leave the property!!
Any questions?
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April 29th, 2011, 05:11 AM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
Don't come around looking for help/advice and then ignore it. If you already know how to do it, then stop wasting my time.
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April 29th, 2011, 05:30 AM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
"Shop ignorance will not be tolerated, violators will be beaten with that wooden handle thingie!"
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April 29th, 2011, 06:32 AM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no "P" in it, let's keep it that way.
Oops, wrong thread.
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April 29th, 2011, 06:58 AM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
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Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no "P" in it, let's keep it that way.
Oops, wrong thread.
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 When I was a kid our neighbor had that sign at their pool. I thought about getting one for ours but I have one that says:
"NO SWIMSUITS ALLOWED AFTER 10PM"
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April 29th, 2011, 07:08 AM
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Trouble Maker and Bad Influence
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
When my Nieces come to visit, i remind them of the 3 rules for my workshop.
#1--- Safety glasses.
#2--- Take all your fingers with you when you leave.
#3--- Don't get hurt, because then you'll cry,
and I'll get in trouble, and that would be bad.
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April 29th, 2011, 07:10 AM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
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Originally Posted by Unkl Ian
When my Nieces come to visit, i remind them of the 3 rules for my workshop.
#1--- Safety glasses.
#2--- Take all your fingers with you when you leave.
#3--- Don't get hurt, because then you'll cry,
and I'll get in trouble, and that would be bad.
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REALLY good rules!
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April 29th, 2011, 07:34 AM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
Nice thread!! My favorite has always been..
What happens in the Garage, STAYS in the garage
At my buddies junkyard he has a sign that says: Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be violated. and then it says it again in spanish.. nice touch. I'll get a pic next time i'm out there.
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April 29th, 2011, 07:38 AM
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Trouble Maker and Bad Influence
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
Maybe just keep it simple:
LEAVE NOW !

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April 29th, 2011, 07:43 AM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
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Originally Posted by risk
Nice thread!! My favorite has always been..
What happens in the Garage, STAYS in the garage
At my buddies junkyard he has a sign that says: Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be violated. and then it says it again in spanish.. nice touch. I'll get a pic next time i'm out there.
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I made/printed out a sign for one of the front windows at home, has a circular Smith & Wesson logo with a flag design and the the words "Protected by Smith & Wesson" and under that I typed: "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted and charged for ammunition."
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April 29th, 2011, 07:44 AM
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moody witch
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
Sign my dad kept in his body shop office ~
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My attraction to volksrods is that these are bottom-feeders where things are still real ... people scraping together parts, doing their own work and often on a tight budget. Real hot rodding is still alive here.
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April 29th, 2011, 09:42 AM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
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Originally Posted by grumpy
You are allowed 2 free beers per weekend
My garage, my music
My garage, I get the good chair
You leave it, it's mine.
No handouts
If I do work for you, you bring shop supplies, rags, ear plugs, safety goggles, beer, cut off wheels...
No bitching
My garage, my way or get the fuck out
that the kinda stuff you looking for?
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Originally Posted by Steve
If I'm working on your shit... get off your ass.
Cuz if you got time to lean... you got time to CLEAN.
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Originally Posted by chopper03
Your Mama don't work here clean up your own mess!!!!
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Originally Posted by MrChainsaw
If I let you use my tools, don't expect me to help you.
If I don't let you use my tools, it's not happening.
If I use my tools, it's not free.
You break it, you buy me two more.
Bring beer. If you bring whiskey, don't expect too much. And don't forget the cigarettes.
I didn't buy this so that you wouldn't have to.
I could go on all day I think.
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Originally Posted by Unkl Ian
Shop Rate:
Expert Labor: $30/hour
( 1/2 hour minimum)
If you watch: $45/hour
If you help: $90/hour
If you tried first and screwed it up: $120/hour
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RichG
PUT TOOLS BACK WHERE THEY BELONG WHEN YOU ARE DONE
CLEAN GREASY TOOLS BEFORE PUTTING AWAY
IF YOU BREAK IT, REPLACE IT~RIGHT NOW! (OR PAY FOR IT)
BEER IS NOT PAYMENT FOR WORK, IT'S THE PRIMER TO GET WORK DONE
I've had the overwhelming desire to kill when people don't wrenches and stuff back where they belong!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Unkl Ian
When my Nieces come to visit, i remind them of the 3 rules for my workshop.
#1--- Safety glasses.
#2--- Take all your fingers with you when you leave.
#3--- Don't get hurt, because then you'll cry,
and I'll get in trouble, and that would be bad.
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Originally Posted by whozawhat
WE GIVE FAST SERVICE-----NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES.
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Good stuff guys, keep them coming!!
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April 29th, 2011, 09:46 AM
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moody witch
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
Rules are subject to change without notice.
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Originally Posted by fishguts
My attraction to volksrods is that these are bottom-feeders where things are still real ... people scraping together parts, doing their own work and often on a tight budget. Real hot rodding is still alive here.
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April 29th, 2011, 10:04 AM
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#43
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Trouble Maker and Bad Influence
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
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Originally Posted by purplemyth
Rules are subject to change without notice.
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Rules and prices ...
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April 29th, 2011, 10:23 AM
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#44
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
If the door is open, It's not an invitation to come in. I'm just trying to cool down the shop.
But if you bring beer, that will buy you a half hour.
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April 29th, 2011, 10:40 AM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
1. Smoke it if ya got it. :)
2. Get your own blinker fluid.
3. No plumber's crack allowed.
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April 29th, 2011, 12:18 PM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
To err is human, to forgive is not my policy
If I say no and you do it anyway, I get to kick you in the nuts or punch you in the throat, your choice (I'm nice that way)
No bleeding on the shop floor, if you cut yourself hold it in
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April 29th, 2011, 01:19 PM
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Administradora El Polacko
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In God We Trust
(everyone else pays cash)
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April 29th, 2011, 01:30 PM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike
If I say no and you do it anyway, I get to kick you in the nuts or
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April 29th, 2011, 03:12 PM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
Three kinds of work done here "GOOD" "FAST" "CHEAP" You may pick any two and not have the other
good and fast --not cheap
good and cheap--not fast
fast and cheap-- not good
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April 29th, 2011, 06:58 PM
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Re: Bugdust's Garage Rules
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